From Ramu

JOKES:
1. A politician was giving a speach in a temple mandapam one night . Even after speaking for a few hours the crowd of 150 people was still there. Then he asked the crowd," is my speach so good? None of you has moved from your place". One man said," we are waiting for you to vacate this place. This is our daily sleeping place!!!!".
2. Husband: Darling, if I die, you should marry only Ekambaram".
Wife: But he is your enemy.
Husband: That is why I am saying.
From TOI:
3. Banta to servant: Go and water the plants in the garden.
Servant: But it is already raining.
Banta: So what, take an umbrella!!.
Ramu