From Ramu

JOKES:
1. A wife was kidnapped.
Kidnapper to husband over phone: I have kidnapped your wife. I want a ransom of Rs.10 lacs.
Husband: What if I do not pay the ransom?
Kidnapper: I will leave your wife back in your house!!!
From TOI:
2. Santa was driving the car in a zig zag manner.
Traffic police: Why are you driving like this?
Santa: I am learning driving.
Police: Without the instructor!!
Santa: Correspondence course!!!!
3. Teacher: Which is further away? America or moon?
Student: America.
Teacher: How do you say that?
Student: We are able to see the moon but not America!!!!
Ramu