From Ramu

JOKES:
1. Gandhiji wanted to spend a day in Chennai, to see how things are. So, he came down from heaven one day. First thing he saw was a "Patti Mandram" with a topic " Who wears the least clothes - Namitha or Gandhiji". He rushed back to heaven!!!!!
From TOI:
2. Santa: What are you doing?
Banta: I am recording the voice of my kid.
Santa : Why?
Banta: So that I can ask him what he meant by this, when he grows up!!!!
Ramu