From Ramu

JOKES:
1. The phone rings.
Husband to wife: Darling, say I am not at home.
Wife answers the phone: Hello, yes, he is at home.
Husband: Why the hell you said that?
Wife; Darling. That phone call was for me!!!!!
From TOI:
2. Boy: Daddy, can you write in dark?
Father: Yes, I think so. What do you want me to write in dark?
Boy: Your name in my report card!!!!
Ramu