From Ramu

JOKES:
1. Friend 1: Why are you not taking any step for the theft of your wive's credit card? On the other hand, you seem to be happy!!
Friend 2: The man who stole it is spending less than my wife!!!!!
2. Mother to son: I am telling you, you should marry only the girl whom your father sees for you. Ok!!
Son: But father is always seeing only the servant maid!!!!!!
From TOI:
3. In a crowded bus, a man sitting near a window, was closing his eyes.
" Why are you closing your eyes?"
" I hate to see old ladies standing!!!!!".
Ramu