From Ramu

Very happy birthday to Jyoshna. Many happy returns of the day.
JOKES:
1. A man runs to a medical shop and asks the shop man with panic, " is there any medicine for hickup?".
The shopman slaps him hard saying that shock treatment like this is the best medicine.
The man shouts," you fool. I am not having hickup. It is my father at home!!!!!".
2. From TOI:
Santa: I dreamt that I am getting murdered. I am going to close my bank account.
Banta: But why?
Santa: The bank's slogan says , " We make your dreams come true!!".
Ramu.