From Ramu

1. JOKE:
Patient: Doctor, I have blood sugar, BP, colestrol, piles, hernia, and breathing problem. I do not have any money. What to do?
Doctor: You have come to me at the right time. Your life is only one more day. I suggest, you go and lie down in the grave yard yourself.

2. JOKE from TOI:
Robber stops a rich man.
Robber: Give me all your money.
Man: You can't do it to me. I am a politician.
Robber: Then, give me all MY money.
Ramu