From Ramu

JOKES:
1. Judge to convict: Since there is no enough evidence that you killed your wife, I am releasing you.
Convict: I never new this. Otherwise, I would have killed my mother-in-law also.
2. Student 1 : I went to my teacher's house. I saw him talking to himself.
Student 2 : That is what my teacher does in the class daily!!
Ramu