From Ramu

Thanks much for the Pongal wishes. Same to one & all.
Jokes from TOI:
1. Sam walks into a library and asks," can I get a burger & coke".
" This is a library".
Sam: Whispers" can I get a burger & coke!!".
2. Husband to lawer: I want a divorce. My wife has not spoken to me for six months.
Lawer: Think well. It is difficult to get a wife like that.
Ramu.