From Ramu

JOKES:
1. Friend to politician: I gave biscuits to your son. But he is not taking!
Politician: Give it below the cot. He will take it.
2. From TOI:
Santa over phone: Darling, I will be coming home late. Someone has stolen the steering, dash board and gear of my car.
Santa sometime later: Darling, I am coming. Earlier, I sat in the back seat!!
Ramu