From Ramu

JOKES:
1. History teacher was taking a lesson and a student was fast asleep.
The teacher woke the student.
Teacher: Why are you sleeping in the class? What punishment can I give you?
Student: There will not be a better punishment than the history lesson you took now!!!
From TOI:
2. Santa was watching a marathon race.
Santa: What are you doing?
One runner: We are having a marathon race.The winner will get a prize.
Santa: If only the winner will get the prize, why so many people are running!!
3. Proffessor Santa called a plumber to college to find out where the question papers were leaking!!!!
Ramu