From Ramu

Jokes:
1. A VIP visited a mental hospital .The Administrator took him round the hospital. In one room, a man was continuousely shouting " Laila, Laila, Laila...". The Admin, told the VIP that this man and a girl called Laila were in love for a long time, but finally Laila married someone else. So he became mad.
In the next room also, the man was continuousely shouting Laila, Laila..... For this, the admin told the VIP that the second man is the one who married Laila!!!!!
2. Friend 1 : Your two sons do not resemble each other at all and both look completely different from each other!
Friend 2: The first son is before family planning operation and second is after the operation!!!!
Ramu