From Ramu

JOKES:
1. After marriage, the girl wants to become a mother and the boy wants to become a bachelor.
2. " Why are you having beer on diwali day?
" Kids want a bottle for firing rockets!!".
3. From TOI:
A kid called the helpline for a computer problem.
Kid: When I type the password, only stars appear on the screen. Why?
Helpline: It is for security: If someone is standing behind you, he will come to know your password.
Kid: But, even when no one is behind me, only stars appear!!
Ramu