From Ramu

Jokes:
1. Friend 1: Oh, it is 3 o'clock. Just one hour left.
Friend 2: For what?
Friend 1: For 4 o'clock!!
2. 46 people went on a picnic. One man lost the group in a crowded place. He went to police and gave a complaint that 45 of his friends are missing!!!
3.. From TOI:
Pappu: Father, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father: No. Why are you asking?
Pappu: Where did you get this mummy from!!
Ramu