From Ramu

JOKES FROM TOI:
1. Teacher: What products are famous in West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Where do you get sugar from?
Student: From our neighbour!!
2. Husband returns home after two years and his wife has given birth to a child.
Husband: Is it my friend James?
Wife: No.
Husband: Or, is it John?
Wife: Why don't you realise that I too have friends!!
Ramu