From Ramu

1. Many happy returns to Srikrishnan. Best wishes on his birthday.
2. Jokes from TOI:
(i) Father: Why there is a big zero in your geography paper?
Son: No dad. My miss exhausted all stars. So she gave me a moon.
(ii) Teacher: I killed a man. Convert this into future tense.
Student: Future tense is, you will go to jail.
Ramu