From Ramu

1. A new syllabus for IAS is being worked out. It is likely that karate, kungfu, AK 47 shooting, and wrestling will be included. Religeous gurus are suggesting to include yoga , deep meditation and fasting as these will help not only in case of kidnap but also in day to day work with our great political leaders. ( hi hi hi.... just for joke).
2. An American was on a tour to Chennai.
American : Who is that man?
Guide : He is a dhobi, washing clothes.
American: Why is he trying to breake that big stone with the cloth!!!!!
3. Teacher : You have Rs.10. You ask your father for another Rs.10. How much total you will have?
Student : Rs. 10.
Teacher : How:
Student : Because, my father will not give me that Rs.10.!!!!
Ramu