I am dying...

Husband texts to wife on cell..

"Hi, what r u doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language!

Have a great day :)

A bouquet

This time I have a joke..

On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He was dismayed on reading the enclosed card that expressed "Deepest sympathy".
While he was puzzling over the message, his telephone rang. It was the florist apologizing for having sent the wrong card.
"Oh, it's alright", said the storekeeper. "I'm a businessman and I understand how these things can happen".
"But", added the florist, "I accidentally sent your card to a funeral party."
"Well, what did it say?" asked the storekeeper
"Congratulations on your new location"

Have a great day :)

A joke

As heard on Radio one couple of days back:

Doc (to patient) - After so many months of treatment do you see any improvement?
Patient - Definitely doctor. The nurse talks very well with me now!!

Hehe. Good night :)